My Sex Life

[chalkmongoose]

"Chalkmongoose at a summer camp, that's a scary thought"
The kids love me though... I'm like a big friendly giant.
Look up the book Abiyoyo, the kids thing I bear resemblance.

[callum]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose@2 August 2003 - 03:25
"Chalkmongoose at a summer camp, that's a scary thought"
The kids love me though... I'm like a big friendly giant.
Look up the book Abiyoyo, the kids thing I bear resemblance.

Do they do background checks on people working with kids where you are?

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by callum+2 August 2003 - 02:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (callum @ 2 August 2003 - 02:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose@2 August 2003 - 03:25
"Chalkmongoose at a summer camp, that&#39;s a scary thought"
The kids love me though... I&#39;m like a big friendly giant.
Look up the book Abiyoyo, the kids thing I bear resemblance.

Do they do background checks on people working with kids where you are? [/b][/quote]
Not to my knowledge, no...

[Proper Bo]

That explains it

[callum]

Originally posted by chalkmongoose+2 August 2003 - 03:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalkmongoose &#064; 2 August 2003 - 03:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by callum@2 August 2003 - 02:29
<!--QuoteBegin-chalkmongoose

@2 August 2003 - 03:25
"Chalkmongoose at a summer camp, that&#39;s a scary thought"
The kids love me though... I&#39;m like a big friendly giant.
Look up the book Abiyoyo, the kids thing I bear resemblance.

Do they do background checks on people working with kids where you are?

Not to my knowledge, no... [/b][/quote]
If not, they should.

I can&#39;t really believe that they don&#39;t.

[sampson]

What the hell is this, the redneck kazaa-lite/penthouse forum??? Close this thread PLEASE&#33;

[Proper Bo]

Hyuck Hyuck I done file shared pictures of me done fuckin ma cousin
Her turn ons are...

[chalkmongoose]

Dear Penthouse.
I am writing to you because of something amazing that happened to me. I got hired by your magazine to write filth, so that horny teenagers who haven&#39;t experienced the joy of human contact can continously fantasize that actual woman like the one&#39;s whose letters are featured in your magazine EXIST.

This is such a wonderful thing to happen to me. I am sad though, that upon entering your house of depravity, I was greated by a bevy of foxy blondes, but instead by a fat, balding middle-aged man with halitosis who led me to my cubical. In fact, my only method of human contact here is with my secretary, an eighty year old prune named Mrs. Maloney.

Thank you Penthouse, for teaching America&#39;s youth just how gullible they really are.

[Proper Bo]

mmmmm eighty year old prune *drools*

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@2 August 2003 - 02:51
mmmmm eighty year old prune *drools*

You have to admit, that was pretty good given I wrote it in less than five minutes.