Ok, serious reply.
The problem is almost certainly that your card is outputting NTSC rather than PAL (or the other way round if you are in US/Japan). You should have been asked which you wanted the first time you used the card, Alternatively, some of them auto-detect, but if your tv wasn't connected it may have selected the wrong setting.
There is a way to reset this, but it is a little dangerous.
First remove the card from the pc, get a couple of paper clips and attatch them at each end of the board (the gold connectors). You should be covering about 3 connectors at each end, but it's not too important. Now, you need a length of power cable. Make sure it isn't live, then attach the live and neutral wires (brown and blue in UK) to the paper clips (one to each). Now turn the power on for a few seconds.
You should here a popping sound, that's the board being reset.
You should have no problems with black and white images after that.
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