sex positions for the lonely

[Squeamous]

win

and thats how my first masturbation happened , without the fleshlight

true story

I don't remember mine.....although I do remember my mum telling me not to do it public .

[tralalala]

^ You masturbate? How often?

[Squeamous]

Less than you I'm sure

[Biggles]

Less than you I'm sure

That is a given.

I read fleshlight as flashlight and was well confused

[Squeamous]

Yeah, I think it's called that to take the gheyness out of assisted wanking. 'Mmmmm, sounds like flashlight....manly!' that sort of thing. It's like those irons aimed at men with 'controlled turbo jets' of steam and 'pump action water nozzle' (sprinkler).

[Biggles]

Well I suppose it beats a jar of beetroot

When I thought it was flashlight I couldn't quite work out how or why and did I miss something really obvious in my yoof.

[Squeamous]

Well I suppose it beats a jar of beetroot

When I thought it was flashlight I couldn't quite work out how or why and did I miss something really obvious in my yoof.

A jar of beetroot? Wouldn't that stain it?

[Biggles]

Well I suppose it beats a jar of beetroot

When I thought it was flashlight I couldn't quite work out how or why and did I miss something really obvious in my yoof.

A jar of beetroot? Wouldn't that stain it?

Not a problem if you are lonely

Edit: it is actually warm liver in a jam jar but I think that sounds a little gross

[chalice]

Only Benchez would go for a jar of beetroot, like. It's like doing the deed when she's got the painters in.

Real carnivore men go for a jar of liver.

And you can have a nice meal afterwards ftw.

[Squeamous]

A jar of beetroot? Wouldn't that stain it?

Not a problem if you are lonely

Edit: it is actually warm liver in a jam jar but I think that sounds a little gross

My boss used to make me prepare that! He told me it was for a science lesson .