Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

[The Flying Cow]

Dang. That's tuff stuff.

The snot, you say?

-Sherman

[Squeamous]

Obviously I'd rather he didn't do either, the dirty bastard.

[Skiz]

No, he put his finger on one side of his nose and blew really hard, and all this snot sort of fell out onto the ground but loads was left hanging, and he just pinched it off with his fingers . It's either that or peeing against the fence. I prefer the snot .

We call that a "Johnny Blow" here. I do it incessantly during allergy season, though I rarely have any left hanging. That's rookie shit.

[Squeamous]

That's revolting! Men can be so disgusting.

[Skiz]

Why does using a piece of paper and blowing it into your own hand, not disgusting. It gets all over your nose, etc. and you end up wiping it off your face.

I find blowing it straight onto the ground much more favorable... and clean.

[Barbarossa]

Pick it and flick it, or GTFO

[Guillaume]

I find blowing it straight onto the ground much more favorable... and clean.

Well, there's your problem: an unclear concept of what's clean.

[Squeamous]

I find blowing it straight onto the ground much more favorable... and clean.

Well, there's your problem: an unclear concept of what's clean.

Blowing it on the ground spreads germs! Blow it into a tissue and bin it. And no-one else wants to see the contents of your nose.

[Guillaume]

And no-one else wants to see the contents of your nose.

Specialised japanese websites maybe?

[Squeamous]