What Happens When You Click The "do Not Click"

[chalkmongoose]

You guys never fail to make me laugh my head off.
Does anyone else have a "lactating" fetish, like I do?
Nothing floats my boat quite like pics like these:

[Ron]

MY EYES!!
OMG!!!

Why did you post that?

[Ron]

Originally posted by balamm@21 August 2003 - 07:47
I like perky or solid round C's

Just a bit more class I think.

So you're not into these then?

[chalkmongoose]

The board is really screwed up. For some reason, the picture I posted was replaced by that of a barbie, and the post doesn't have the usual "edited by a mod" attachment.

[Ron]

Must be one of those subconscious things where your mind takes over of your filthy alter ego.

[balamm]

Only as a recepticle. When the urge strikes and the liqour has done it's thing.

Large women frighten me. And sideshow freaks frighten me even more.
I imagine waking up beside something like that after we've both aged more than a few years and looking for a smith and wesson. (for me)

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by balamm@21 August 2003 - 06:26
Only as a recepticle. When the urge strikes and the liqour has done it's thing.

Large women frighten me. And sideshow freaks frighten me even more.
I imagine waking up beside something like that after we've both aged more than a few years and looking for a smith and wesson. (for me)

How many Ex. wives do you have now? Because at some point you do need to put away that gun and fear of waking up next to something and settle down. I want to see Bal. Junior posting here one day!

EDIT:
And also, even beyond that... Did you know what happened to me yesterday? I woke up in somebody's apartment, on the couch. Very strange.

[balamm]

I have a junior. A very good kid. You may see him play one day(guitar) he's pretty good. Oh, and a very good daughter as well who is also not too damn bad on guitar for a 10 year old.

I've woke up on one too many couches and had to spit after seeing what I'd gone home with. Therein lies my fear i guess.

[Ron]

Originally posted by balamm@21 August 2003 - 08:26
I imagine waking up beside something like that after we've both aged more than a few years and looking for a smith and wesson. (for me)

Man, those silicon boobs will be the only firm thing she has when she hits 50!!!

[balamm]

do they stay that way? I had imagined a round lump at the end of an empty flesh tube hanging somewhere below the navel.