My Extremely Small Penis

[ZaZu]

"snip"

[bigboab]

Clocker I do not mean this in a derogatory way. But did you know that Anna Miller is famous for fossils. Maybe she found out that you were not old enough and went to pastures old.

[clocker]

Originally posted by lynx@17 October 2003 - 10:18

I'm getting confused now.

__eric__ seems to be suggesting taking the matter IN hand, bigboab thinks we are rejecting him OUT of hand.

OFF hand, I think you should make your own mind up.

Lynx,
You can afford to fritter away precious time with clever wordplay because I assume that you have a normal sized penis.
This is a matter of desperate import to me and I would thank you to treat it with the seriousness that it deserves.

This is not to be treated frivolously, people.
My future is at stake here.

[Mr. Mulder]

Clocker, could you not perhaps make up for the inadequacy in another area of the physical act

[cowswithguns]

Sorry for being frivolous but thank you guys for giving me a huge laugh...........

Boys and their toys........

[bigboab]

Originally posted by cowswithguns@17 October 2003 - 17:32
Sorry for being frivolous but thank you guys for giving me a huge laugh...........

Boys and their toys........

Dont you mean boys with your toys?

[cowswithguns]

Originally posted by bigboab+18 October 2003 - 03:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bigboab @ 18 October 2003 - 03:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cowswithguns@17 October 2003 - 17:32
Sorry for being frivolous but thank you guys for giving me a huge laugh...........

Boys and their toys........

Dont you mean boys with your toys? [/b][/quote]
And great toys they are too&#33;

[clocker]

Originally posted by __eric__@17 October 2003 - 10:32
Clocker, could you not perhaps make up for the inadequacy in another area of the physical act

Well of course I plan on satisfying anna&#33;annamiller&#33; in the most current and modern ways.
I have sent away for a instructional video from Dr. Phil with just that in mind.

I simply wish to level the playing field as it were, and not start out in the hole.



Christ, talk about a fluffball...

[oldmancan]

Clocker,

Good to see you taking matters into your own hands. How much IT matters is up to you and Anna&#33; Annamiller&#33;&#33;

Your a "big" man to admit a shortcoming and then actively seek a way to compensate. Don&#39;t worry about what the uninformed bystanders think. They don&#39;t know your bittersweet anguish. Oh, Anna&#33; Annamiller&#33;&#33; she has sorely wounded the might Clocker.

Another option might be some kinda slip on prosthetic. Not much good for you I&#39;m sure, but if the whole point is to satisfy Anna&#33; Annamiller&#33;&#33; then I&#39;m sure that&#39;s good enogh for you.

Don&#39;t forget that as you pointed out she has displayed her incredible sensibility in her posts. Perhaps you worry for naught, she may be more sensible than worldly.

ps That shop-vac don&#39;t forget to remove the macerator attachment, should yo go that route.

edit -ps

[Billy_Dean]

I think we need some clarification here. A "normal" penis, like mine, is rarely more than 10 inches long. Mine couldn&#39;t possibly reach 14 inches unless I had a hard-on.

I hope this clears things up Clocker.