Although, given recent preference in porn, I might also need to involve a squid, a horse, a lot of rope, some orcs, some clowns, a rope, and a shark.
And maybe a small crowd of children to cheer me on.
Although, given recent preference in porn, I might also need to involve a squid, a horse, a lot of rope, some orcs, some clowns, a rope, and a shark.
And maybe a small crowd of children to cheer me on.
I was rite there, nodding sagely at your pron choice but then ...
That's it now, I won't be able to think about you wanking without a group of children there, at the foot of your bed, cheering each laboured stroke.
Maybe I just hate children.
Labor'd /ur welcome
It's the ending, modifying any word to have the -y/-ie flavor by a grown man always makes me think there's some baggage behind it with some bizarre sexual undertones. For instance, if a 20 or 30 something refers to his matriarch as mommy, it would cause me to think that the subject has been perpetually cockblocked by that germination source.
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