What Is The First Thing You Do When....

[mikey muff]

if my girlfriend is there i demand breakfast amoungst other pleasurable things if she's not there i like to get better aquanted with my right hand

[NikkiD]

I generally wake up... yawn... stretch... get dressed hurriedly to run for the bathroom... then wait in line for the other 8 people in the house to finish with it while doing the pee-pee dance...

After that it's outside for my morning smoke and my coffee from Tim Horton's.

[racer II]

Originally posted by NikkiD@1 December 2003 - 22:29
I generally wake up... yawn... stretch... get dressed hurriedly to run for the bathroom... then wait in line for the other 8 people in the house to finish with it while doing the pee-pee dance...

After that it's outside for my morning smoke and my coffee from Tim Horton's.

lol @ the pee pee dance.

[summerlinda]

Wake up real late, put on some music and check my downloads, sit down, smoke a cigarette, another one and another one, walk to the bathroom, take a shower, get dressed, walk back to the PC, talk to some people, smoke another cigarette and then leave for work, drop my dog at my parents on the way there... Thats about it.

Next day idem but in reverse, wake up very early, bla bla...

[SniperInTheShadows]

Originally posted by Ozbabe@1 December 2003 - 18:28
hmmm... first thing i do is bitch slap the alarm that's woken me up before im ready!

next... let the dog out... then beeline to the kettle...

and maybe next i'll actually open my eyes!..

I was wondering who would be clever and smart enough to say a certain something, and i'm not surprised it's you Babe Hi Babe :*

Yea, first thing I do is open my eyes (not much good with them closed, though not much good with them open either lol), then I fall back to sleep for ages before repeating previous step, get dressed, do a pee if I need one, then make a strong cup of coffee and a rolly and spend the next 5 hours trying to get my mind to wake up aswell lol

Sniper. (Will tomorrow most likely be adding 'take some paracetamol for a huge hangover' to the list if I drink enough tonight lol)

[Guillaume]

Okay, first thing I do in the morning...
Think of how much I don't want to go to work today... Then sleep a little more, realize I'm late, scream "ohshitohshitohshiti'mlate", not have a breakfast, and run like hell to work...

[4play]

my morning routine is to wake up late
throw on some un-ironed clothes and grab a can of stella on the way out.
arrive at uni late smelling of beer.

[Lamsey]

Turn my alarm clock off!

[shinzuiski]

First thing = *Thinking why the fuck do i have to wake up*
second thing = Have a cofee.