Best Pickup Lines

[oldmancan]

Sheesh, no wonder you guys spend so much time here. Best pick-up lines...omg.

muchspl2 doesn't even use a "line" and his is the best offerred.

Has no one here tried "tickle your ass with a feather?" If you get a smile, well your in... If you get a nasty look and a "what?"...the reply is "I said, typical nasty weather". So likely she apologizes and if your smart you keep up the conversation which could lead...

What's with the kids these days?

Tongue in cheek, omc

[DWk]

Originally posted by oldmancan@16 December 2003 - 11:01
Has no one here tried "tickle your ass with a feather?" If you get a smile, well your in... If you get a nasty look and a "what?"...the reply is "I said, typical nasty weather".

hmmm tsk tsk what if its sunny...or just "normal" weather....

[DanB]

here's one

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

[Schumacher_Skaife]

OK the 2 best ones i have heard are

"I lost my treasure! Can I Look In Your Chest"

AND

"Todays word is legs, lets go back to my place and spread the word!"



Dave

[Darth Sushi]

Would you like to exchange bodily fluids?

[Stepp Savage]

LGBNAF!!!!Works everytime like Colt 45!!!

[ScotchGuy]

Would you like to have sex with me?

[sparsely]

why is everyone talking about dating or whatever....can't you people NOT hijack a topic?

anyway...to respond to the question
I think this one has nice, eye-pleasing lines:

[Schumacher_Skaife]

Originally posted by Sparsely@17 December 2003 - 14:59
why is everyone talking about dating or whatever....can't you people NOT hijack a topic?

anyway...to respond to the question
I think this one has nice, eye-pleasing lines:

you are joking arent you?

Dave

[Gemby!]

what about ..

how YOU doin' !!