New plot!
Spider-Man walks down street to go eat some food. There is some awesome music playing in the background to get the audience really pumped. Then Harry Osbourne jumps out of nowhere dressed as the Green Goblin. Spider-Man starts beating his ass bad. Then Harry starts trying to run away, but Spider-man shoots webs at him. The webs cut Harry's head totally off. The head rolls over near this old dog that looks at the head and barfs all over the place, including the camera, which is awesome. Spider-Man flies away and everybody starts screaming. Next scene; Spider-Man is sleeping at his house. Venom walks by singing a super annoying song. Spider-Man wakes up super pissed and ready to rock. Venom just keeps walking and singing, while Spider-Man starts cutting down a building. When Venom walks by the building, it falls on him. (When the building is falling, a guitar will be wailing hard in the background.) There will be a close up of Venom's feet sticking out from under the building. The feet explode all over the place, because of blood pressure. Then we see that Spider-Man was playing the guitar. Then all these babes start coming out of nowhere and Spider-Man starts wailing ever harder (if that's even possible). Then the camera starts fading out and then explodes.
This would truley be the sweetest movie ever!
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