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    DanB's Avatar Smoke weed everyday
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    Originally posted by Withcheese+23 July 2004 - 10:34--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 23 July 2004 - 10:34)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by manker@23 July 2004 - 09:27
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    @23 July 2004 - 10:22
    try to get my leg over forsome&nbsp; hangover nookie.

    Hmmm, it&#39;s early yet..did I miss a &#39;u&#39; or a space out of &#39;forsome&#39;?








    /me thinks wishfully
    It&#39;s early but your missus is up for a foursome?

    Nah...I&#39;m washing my hair. [/b][/quote]
    Best make it 3 then

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    Originally posted by danb+23 July 2004 - 10:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 23 July 2004 - 10:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
    Originally posted by Withcheese@23 July 2004 - 10:34
    Originally posted by manker@23 July 2004 - 09:27
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    @23 July 2004 - 10:22
    try to get my leg over forsome&nbsp; hangover nookie.

    Hmmm, it&#39;s early yet..did I miss a &#39;u&#39; or a space out of &#39;forsome&#39;?








    /me thinks wishfully

    It&#39;s early but your missus is up for a foursome?

    Nah...I&#39;m washing my hair.
    Best make it 3 then [/b][/quote]
    Well I&#39;m already in work, Cheese is washing his hair so, Dan, it looks like it&#39;s just you and my good lady. Unless ck-uk is stalking her too
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    surprise sex
    haven&#39;t we all awaken our SO in the morning in the middle of sex

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    i piss &#33;&#33;

    well i go to the loo then piss... i dont piss on floor
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    Originally posted by gemby&#33;@23 July 2004 - 16:00
    i piss &#33;&#33;

    well i go to the loo then piss... i dont piss on floor
    Are you sure


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    make my bed

    have a wee

    clean my teeth

    turn the puter on
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    Throw on some pants
    Drive a block to my parent&#39;s place
    brush teeth, change into clean clothes, deoderant
    off to work.

    The whole thing takes about 10 min.
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    Originally posted by brenda@23 July 2004 - 15:21
    make my bed

    have a wee

    clean my teeth

    turn the puter on
    people actually make their beds &#33;&#33;&#33;

    i just leave it how it is until i go bed at night
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    1. snooze once
    2. get-up
    3. throw clothes that I&#39;m going to wear in the dryer (if it&#39;s too wrinkled I iron)
    4. piss
    5. sex with the woman
    6. piss
    7. lift weights (2 sets of 10 curls and kickbacks, 40 pushups)
    8. shower
    9. breakfast
    10. pack lunch (already made)
    11. brush teeth
    12. make my bed
    13. grab clothes out of dryer and put them on
    14. cologne
    15. Listerine mouthwash
    16. grab keys
    17. set alarm
    18. out the door
    19. spit out Listerine before getting in the car

    On trash day insert
    a. take out trash and/or recyclables (Tuesday (recyclables also) and Friday)
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    Originally posted by Busyman@23 July 2004 - 15:49
    1. snooze once
    2. get-up
    3. throw clothes that I&#39;m going to wear in the dryer (if it&#39;s too wrinkled I iron)
    4. piss
    5. sex with the woman
    6. piss
    7. lift weights (2 sets of 10 curls and kickbacks, 40 pushups)
    8. shower
    9. breakfast
    10. pack lunch (already made)
    11. brush teeth
    12. make my bed
    13. grab clothes out of dryer and put them on
    14. cologne
    15. Listerine mouthwash
    16. grab keys
    17. set alarm
    18. out the door
    19. spit out Listerine before getting in the car

    On trash day insert
    a. take out trash and/or recyclables (Tuesday (recyclables also) and Friday)
    i feel lazy
    Single handedly destroying the NHS from the inside

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