Omg! Did You Watch It Yesterday?

[TheRealDave]

Originally posted by jaigandhi5+28 July 2004 - 00:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (jaigandhi5 @ 28 July 2004 - 00:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@28 July 2004 - 01:45
Anyone lend me a watermelon?

Or a frozen chicken will do?

What if a watermelon seed kinda goes.....in

wt if the chicken is about to lay an.....egg

:x [/b][/quote]
bad experiences eh?

[121]

Theres over 4 billion women roaming our planet&#33; Why the fuck would someone want to fuck melon?

Omg&#33;&#33;1&#33;BBQ?&#33;&#33;111&#33;wtf?&#33;&#33;11&#33;1

[DanB]

Perhaps they were feeling a bit fruity

[Spicker]

Originally posted by TheRealDave+28 July 2004 - 01:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheRealDave @ 28 July 2004 - 01:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by jaigandhi5@28 July 2004 - 00:49
<!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese

@28 July 2004 - 01:45
Anyone lend me a watermelon?

Or a frozen chicken will do?

What if a watermelon seed kinda goes.....in

wt if the chicken is about to lay an.....egg

:x

bad experiences eh? [/b][/quote]
no&#33;&#33;

im just paranoid

and always wondered wt would if this and that and that

[longboneslinger]

I don&#39;t mean no harm by this, j, but you need to get out more. Outside the house, that is.

As for me, the only melons I want are of the DD variety. All naturall meat melons.

Later
BoNe

PS-I keep saying this, but hear goes again: Silly rednecks, dicks are for chicks, not chickens&#33;&#33;

[Candy King]

Originally posted by longboneslinger@28 July 2004 - 02:55
I don&#39;t mean no harm by this, j, but you need to get out more. Outside the house, that is.

As for me, the only melons I want are of the DD variety. All naturall meat melons.

Later
BoNe

PS-I keep saying this, but hear goes again: Silly rednecks, dicks are for chicks, not chickens&#33;&#33;

Outside...you mean like ooutsiode this forum...right

[lee551]

i&#39;m gunna grab this from suprnova, it looks somewhat interesting. should be good for a few laughs.

[Candy King]

It had the gheyest little animations between each &#39;story&#39; the guy with the hoover that had blades in it and his half cut up penis was very nice...

[Alucard1475]

Originally posted by danb+28 July 2004 - 08:41--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 28 July 2004 - 08:41)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by 121@28 July 2004 - 00:40
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@27 July 2004 - 23:28
the show is on suprnova...

is it worth downloading?

Not really......unless you want to see a guy with stump instead of a cock :x

The other 2 that stuck in my mind was the guy that was caught my his wife fucking a defrosted chicken that was going to be their sunday roast (it ended in divorce) .
The other one was the guy who put a honeydew watermelon in the microwave to make it warm like a vagina. He heated it up for too long and burnt off his foreskin

Sick puppies [/b][/quote]
This world is full of sick people....why would someone married fuck a chicken??

[Snee]

Originally posted by TheRealDave+28 July 2004 - 00:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (TheRealDave @ 28 July 2004 - 00:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by SoiL@27 July 2004 - 23:28
<!--QuoteBegin-121

@27 July 2004 - 23:24
I think it was called 101 sexual accidents or something.

Some guy injected his cock with speed and had to be rushed to hospital because it swelled like a basket ball.

When he got there they had to amputate this legs and arms because of gangrene. His cock fell off on it&#39;s own

he wont be doing that again&#33;

because he cant&#33; [/b][/quote]
Reeeeally, is that why?