And just how did you manage to fall into a shrub?? hic hic
And just how did you manage to fall into a shrub?? hic hic
wasps like to hang around in soda cans
I saw maggots in a urinal onceBee's do that honey thing, fly's lay maggots to eat rotten meat and shit, spiders eat flys...............WTF do wasps do that's useful apart from sting people?
Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!
stupid WASP's, they have this little club that's all exclusive and they wouldn't let me in
(that might make more sense if i said i'm not white or anglo-saxon protestant)
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wasps all die in the winter anyway, well except for the queensOriginally posted by manker@20 August 2004 - 00:24
I vote wasp genocide.
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Wasps own, they hunt flies here.
I hate flies. Bunny-murderin' scum.
I was clearing up some stuff a couple of weeks ago and came across a nest of bumblebees.
A nest of bumblebees who are pissed at you 'cos you've just wrecked their house- now that's scary.
I had a breathing mask on and gloves and everything, but I still ran like hell.
Before that I thought they all lived alone.
that scares meOriginally posted by Virtualbody1234@19 August 2004 - 16:15
Ohh noo!!! I make dribbles!!!
Wasps are there to piss you off and to try and get in your mouth when you are drinking pop.
They gang up on people, chase them round the garden and never ever get the hint.
I either squash em with the pop bottle they have so wanted to get into....
or (my personal favourite)
I trap em inside the pop bottle, where I can see their angry little faces and can do a little tormenting of my own.
I do let em go eventually tho as I am not totally cruel
I cut one in half with my pen knife earlier
The little fecker was flying around my drink and wouldn't bugger off, I slapped it a few times but it kept coming back. So when it was sat on my monitor i cut it clean in half...I thought they were supposed to have quick reactions
Ahh well, I think i'll call him eric the 'alf bee now
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
I've had one of the suckers in my beer tin, taken a swig and it's buzzing about in my mouth, I felt this lump in my mouth and took it out with my fingers only to see a wasp How I got away with that I don't know
I never drink out of a can in Summer now
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