I hate flying monkeys.
Damned creepy things if you ask me. Always flying around, but flying where that's what I'd like to know. Probably off to commit crimes and stuff.
And have you ever been hit by flying monkey crap? Stupid things are like sea-gulls I swear they aim for you.
I say clip their wings off, make them into some sort of land-monkey. That'll learn 'em.
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