Looking for loopholes
Originally Posted by lilmiss
Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Jason Thirsk, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Al Wilson, Les Harvey, Brian Jones, Johnny Kidd, Jimmy McCulloch and Ron Mckernan all died at 27.
Tis a tricky age. Quite how I survived I am not sure.
Note: Nick Drake only made it to 26 but he was always ahead of the game.
Still not entirely convinced re: the age bit though!
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Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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Still not entirely convinced re: the age bit though!
I wish I was lying.
I'm off to write a poem for someones birthday tomorrow.
What rhymes with castration?
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effendi
Laceration
Kind of a synonym too, if you think about it :pain:
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Looking for loopholes
Rather horribly, masturbation sprung to mind.
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That'll do it, tanks Manker.
Any other similar words will help.
Carnage, malevolent, scurrilious, chloroform, delusion, effeminate, and "jumping up and down on your nut sack", shall also be added.
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You're doing it all wrong.
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Looking for loopholes
You're doing it all wrong.
Not the sugar tongs then? Hey Ho! - back to the drawing board.
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Ouch.
I've finished my poem, but I'm having trouble with one word.
I need an offensive word, that rhymes with "swine".
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Whine?
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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Good one, but it doesn't fit the sentance.
"Theres not much else to say,
But, happy birthday you f*cking.....?"
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Not the sugar tongs then? Hey Ho! - back to the drawing board. 
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