Something for RF, Bo and their clan

[Rat Faced]

Come here, maw little Jacky,
Now aw've smoked mi backy,
Let's hev a bit o' cracky,
Till the boat comes in.

Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a fishy when the boat comes in.

Here's thy mother humming,
Like a canny woman;
Yonder comes thy father,
Drunk - he cannot stand.

Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a haddock when the boat comes in.

Our Tommy's always fuddling,
He's so fond of ale,
But he's kind to me,
I hope he'll never fail.

Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a bloater when the boat comes in.

I like a drop mysel',
When I can get it sly,
And thou, my bonny bairn,
Will lik't as well as I.

Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a mackerel when the boat comes in.

May we get a drop,
Oft as we stand in need;
And weel may the keel row
That brings the bairns their bread.

Dance ti' thy daddy, sing ti' thy mammy,
Dance ti' thy daddy, ti' thy mammy sing;
Thou shall hev a fishy on a little dishy,
Thou shall hev a salmon when the boat comes in

Sounds better than it reads

[Jon L. Obscene]

I feckin hope so, it reads terrible

Jonno

[Rat Faced]

Then you try and play the tune

[Jon L. Obscene]

I can't play my guitar, bloody says that earlier in this thread

Jonno

[Rat Faced]

You never could... you just have an excuse to use now

[Lilmiss]

Haha, ok chunks.


Play something from your Bon Jovi book.

[Jon L. Obscene]

@RF........Why don't you tell me something I don't know

@lilmiss...... I was gonna, but now I don't have the right guitar to so it's framed and on my wall

Jonno

[Rat Faced]

Heres one about your speed Jonno

[Jon L. Obscene]

Nah, way to advanced for me

Me's given up anyway No point pursuing unrealistic pleassures, now me just sits online, guitar is actually going rusty
Ooooo idea, I reckon I could get £600 for my setup and buy myself new puter

Jonno

Jonno

[Rat Faced]

Nah, way to advanced for me

Me's given up anyway No point pursuing unrealistic pleassures, now me just sits online, guitar is actually going rusty
Ooooo idea, I reckon I could get £600 for my setup and buy myself new puter

Jonno

Jonno

Ah, talking to yourself now... and worse, answering... dimensia...