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Also, t'beggars get an extra allowance of something like £8 per week if they are responsible for a pet. I really don't understand how this allowance works, or even if it still exists, but I rather suspect it gets spent on Tennants Super instead of Winalot Beef 'n' Tripe.
If people weren't such gits, the Welfare State would be more easily defensible.
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We cant all be super intelligent. Stealing from the poor. Hold on a minute till I get my other foot back in the double sock. I was kicking the 'puter when I read your thread.Originally Posted by manker
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So have you got a Big Slipper™ - I thought Billy Connelly was kidding about that
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When you reach a certain age(soon for youEh what
So have you got a Big Slipper™ - I thought Billy Connelly was kidding about that) all these weird catalogues start coming through the letter box. The big slipper, the wrap around glasses, etc. Some of them are hilarious. My father-in-law(89), sends away for all this stuff. He tries it out, then hands it out to somebody for their Xmas present.
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I don't know why but when I saw the thread I thought it was going to say Homless people shouldn't able to decorate.
I recall an old busker who had a rather beautiful white alastian. However, they clearly adored each other and the dog was almost certainly his best friend. I know some people gave him cans of dog food so I guess his dog ate ok. I think it would be a hard hearted person (or JP) that would have taken his dog from him.
However, I have seen the drug addict attached to a dog by a piece of string syndrome and I believe Manker is right in that there used to be some kind of additional benefit attached to owning a dog. Somehow after a couple of years of Blunkett as Home Secretary I doubt if this is still the case (unless the benefit is five minutes on the wrong end of a stun gun).
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free dog food. why wouldn't david blunkett go for that?
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I think I am going to end up begging.I am definately going senile. I was in a shop today(XS Irvine). There was an assistant was stacking books on a table. I turned to the wife and said what is dnos? 'She said it is soup you silly bugger. You are reading the book upside down'.
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) all these weird catalogues start coming through the letter box. The big slipper, the wrap around glasses, etc. Some of them are hilarious. My father-in-law(89), sends away for all this stuff. He tries it out, then hands it out to somebody for their Xmas present. 
) that would have taken his dog from him. 
I am definately going senile. I was in a shop today(XS Irvine). There was an assistant was stacking books on a table. I turned to the wife and said what is dnos? 'She said it is soup you silly bugger. You are reading the book upside down'.
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