that J2K has contracted "foxitis"?
briefly, "foxitis" is a disease that affects people who watch the fox news channel.
the syptoms include: watching the fox news channel and believing it to be a reliable source of unbiased "news", a blind willingness to defend Bush and other prominant Republicans against any attacks, a wrathful jealousy of the tenure of former president Bill Clinton, the repeated tendency to turn every conversation into a cosmic battle between heavenly "conservatives" and hellish "liberals", and the strong belief that all of the world's problems are caused by naughty "terrorists" and repeating the word, and arguing about it helps get rid of them.
prognosis: the prognosis is based on the patient's noticeable hatred of former president Clinton, the stronger the hatred, the harder it is to recover from foxitis.
treatment: the only treatment for foxitis is a complete abstinence from Rupert Murdoch based entertainment.
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