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    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
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    Yes, milk, no sugar please.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    Yes, milk, no sugar please.

    Have run out of tea bags. Too ill to go to the shop.

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    coffee will do, although no milk with that

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Eat garlic, lots of garlic.
    It's hot in Topeka.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo
    coffee will do, although no milk with that

    Good, because I have no milk either. Unless I milk the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DorisInsinuate
    Eat garlic, lots of garlic.

    I'll dissolve. Vampyric tendencies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blythorama
    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Indeed, you should be glad that you haven't got a man cold.

    Women will never understand

    Women's colds can be attended to by dabbing a tissue on the nose at 45 minute intervals. If you're cooking or washing-up -- kitchen roll is an acceptable substitute.
    45 minutes? Welsh-boy, you underestimate me. I'm going through a whole toilet roll in about half an hour. Could fill a bathtub with my snot in no time. Man cold's are a fallacy, don't exist. Its just a ploy to remain incumbant and whinging on the sofa while girl-person attends his needs.
    Blyth has got a man cold!!111!

    Quickly, check your throat for un pomme de Adam.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    check your pants for a peen too, ugly

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Judging my the avatar, I still would.

    Man cold or not
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Judging my the avatar
    It's hot in Topeka.

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