Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross call to Manuel

[Squeamous]

I thought she was an uninspiring lap dancer .

[Skweeky]

That's just what she looks like.

[Squeamous]

Well she won't make it as a model. Not unless she wants to model nipple tassels

[Skweeky]

Now what am I going to watch on Friday nights?

[Squeamous]

You'll have a baby to keep you busy soon!

[Skweeky]

But what am I going to watch on Virgin on Demand when the baby is asleep??

[Skweeky]

That's it; Russell has resigned from BBC2

[chalice]

That's it; Russell has resigned from BBC2

Which says one of two things.

Either he knows he was bang out of order and feels ultra shite.

Or

He can't take the flak he's been getting.

Either way, he's a fucking twat. Though, I think Jonathan Ross is more to blame seeing as he's the one who said the offending phrase in the first place.

If Ross is sacked (which is hardly likely, like) then so should all of the production team who allowed the shite to be aired. If we're going by that logic, then so should the head of the BBC.

[Skweeky]

It's preposterous.

It's no different from Moyles constantly taking the piss out of Nicola from Girls aloud or Frankie Boyle making fun of Kerry Katone every single Mock The Week episode.

[chalice]

It's preposterous.

It's no different from Moyles constantly taking the piss out of Nicola from Girls aloud or Frankie Boyle making fun of Kerry Katone every single Mock The Week episode.

Moyles doesn't phone up Nicola's mum and say that her daughter is a munter.

And Kerry Katona made her own stupid, alcoholic bed, so she can lie in it as long as she likes.

Nobody is saying Kerry's kids are mongs. There's a stark difference.