A 90 year old virgin named Edna went to her yearly gyno appointment. After all the normail tests, the doctor enters the room and tells her that she has VD.
"Thats impossible, doctor, Im a virgin." she said
She decided to get a second opinion, so she went to another doctor. The results were the same. Frustrated and unbelieving, she finally went for a third opinion.
This time after all the tests, the doctor comes in and says, " Good news! You dont have VD."
" I knew it!" said Edna
" The bad news is, you have fruit flies. Your cherry is rotten."
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