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fake British univerity certificate?
Hey,
Anywhere know where i can get one? asap! Long story....pm me!
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does it begin with "i" and end with "lied on my CV" ?
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he just doesn't want to be the next burger king wonderboy like you dave.
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no, it has something to do with a visa problem i'm having, nothing to do with work, but yes, i lied on my original application, and now they want to see a copy of it, or i get deported.....so quite serious!
Any advice? I'm in China!
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and when i say lie...it was, what i thought, a white lie, kinda like telling your g/f her arse doesnt look big in those pants...
So come on, help me out! Or i'll have to spend 5 days in a Chinese jail, which can't be good.
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Re: fake British univerity certificate?
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jimbo12345
Any advice? I'm in China!
Take a trip to Hong Kong, they have some amazing fountains at the top of the funicular railway. :smilie4:
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and if you get caught with the fake British univerity certificate its...goodnight peeking.
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ahhh...but i didnt! All is sorted now....visa is in my passport
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Virtualbody1234
"univerity" ?
He's too Kool for Skool....or too poor to go.
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Re: fake British univerity certificate?
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jimbo12345
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Originally Posted by
Virtualbody1234
"univerity" ?
He's too Kool for Skool....or too poor to go.
Who's "he"?
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well, dont feel you need to reply here. Save your time.
Hang around an office around closing time, go in, say you ar the cleaner, steal new keyboard, problem solved
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well, dont feel YOU need to reply here jimbo12345 why not Save YOUR time!
Hang around an office, learn to SPELL!
lol you spell "are" with an "e" you donkey.
i'll post here more often now i know how much you 2 like me here....hahahaha n00bs.
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Re: fake British univerity certificate?
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Alien5
sorry...fook off
Srry, i was only playing! Really, you spilt water on your keyboard? It seems to be fixed?
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Alien5
lol you spell "are" with an "e".
No, he spells "are" without an "e" :dabs:
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and you spell fuck, well, like fuck. YOu fooking idiot
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no, i spell ar as ar. sort it out pmt possy.
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Re: fake British univerity certificate?
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Originally Posted by
Barbarossa
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Alien5
lol you spell "are" with an "e".
No, he spells "are" without an "e" :dabs:
Is it my imagination or is this community rep chap a bit of a cunt? I mean, it's alright for me to act like a cunt because I'm not repping any communities but for a community rep to act like a twat seems a bit off.
Anyhow, what the feck is a community rep? :dabs:
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dont blame me...i started the thread, it was kept reasonablynormal to these numb-nuts invaded.
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jimbo12345
dont blame me...i started the thread, it was kept reasonablynormal to these numb-nuts invaded.
I don't blame you, you are obviously retarded and can't be held accountable for your actions. ;)
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community reps....they are the ones who plant flowers, fix fences when on commnity service.
Wtf is a professional flufeer and a fake shemp? Do youguys choose these or are they automatic?
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right, the threads all yours.
I'll stay away from now on.
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i got spilt water on my keyboard...sorry i'll shut up now.
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Originally Posted by
jimbo12345
Wtf is a professional flufeer and a fake shemp? Do youguys choose these or are they automatic?
A professional fluffer is less of a job and more of a calling. It's a bit like the priesthood, but you wear fewer robes.
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Originally Posted by
Alien5
well, dont feel YOU need to reply here jimbo12345 why not Save YOUR time!
Hang around an office, learn to SPELL!
lol you spell "are" with an "e" you donkey.
i'll post here more often now i know how much you 2 like me here....hahahaha n00bs.
The word "to" does not have any numbers in it, nor should it be replaced with a number (particularly when you are attempting to ridicule someone about their spelling). Also, before berating someone about their spelling, it might be an idea to brush up on your grammar.
Edit: Oh, and how many times are you going to edit that post? It's never going to be "good".
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Originally Posted by
MCHeshPants420
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Originally Posted by
Barbarossa
No, he spells "are" without an "e" :dabs:
Is it my imagination or is this community rep chap a bit of a cunt? I mean, it's alright for me to act like a cunt because I'm not repping any communities but for a community rep to act like a twat seems a bit off.
Anyhow, what the feck is a community rep? :dabs:
Maybe he's representing a community of cunts. :idunno:
"Community Rep" is an anagram of "Me I'm Pro Cunty". :blink:
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Originally Posted by
MCHeshPants420
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Originally Posted by
Barbarossa
No, he spells "are" without an "e" :dabs:
Is it my imagination or is this community rep chap a bit of a cunt? I mean, it's alright for me to act like a cunt because I'm not repping any communities but for a community rep to act like a twat seems a bit off.
Anyhow, what the feck is a community rep? :dabs:
ok i am a bit of a cunt, so are you.
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Re: fake British univerity certificate?
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Originally Posted by
Barbarossa
"Community Rep" is an anagram of "Me I'm Pro Cunty". :blink:
:D
Sweet.
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Re: fake British univerity certificate?
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Originally Posted by
MCHeshPants420
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Originally Posted by
Alien5
well, dont feel YOU need to reply here jimbo12345 why not Save YOUR time!
Hang around an office, learn to SPELL!
lol you spell "are" with an "e" you donkey.
i'll post here more often now i know how much you 2 like me here....hahahaha n00bs.
The word "to" does not have any numbers in it, nor should it be replaced with a number (particularly when you are attempting to ridicule someone about their spelling). Also, before berating someone about their spelling, it might be an idea to brush up on your grammar.
Edit: Oh, and how many times are you going to edit that post? It's never going to be "good".
my keboard is fooked, i didnt know it was a spelling contest.
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be carefull - "Barbarossa" is an anagram of "A BAR ASS ROB" :huh:
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lol you spell "keyboard" with a "y".
:dabs:
Do you see what I did there?
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Originally Posted by
MCHeshPants420
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Originally Posted by
Alien5
well, dont feel YOU need to reply here jimbo12345 why not Save YOUR time!
Hang around an office, learn to SPELL!
lol you spell "are" with an "e" you donkey.
i'll post here more often now i know how much you 2 like me here....hahahaha n00bs.
The word "to" does not have any numbers in it, nor should it be replaced with a number (particularly when you are attempting to ridicule someone about their spelling). Also, before berating someone about their spelling, it might be an idea to brush up on your grammar.
Edit: Oh, and how many times are you going to edit that post? It's never going to be "good".
yeah like you innit
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Re: fake British univerity certificate?
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Originally Posted by
Alien5
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Originally Posted by
MCHeshPants420
The word "to" does not have any numbers in it, nor should it be replaced with a number (particularly when you are attempting to ridicule someone about their spelling). Also, before berating someone about their spelling, it might be an idea to brush up on your grammar.
Edit: Oh, and how many times are you going to edit that post? It's never going to be "good".
yeah like you innit
For a mong, that was a great comeback :clap:
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manker
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Alien5
yeah like you innit
For a mong, that was a great comeback :clap:
Careful, he might rhyme manker with wanker next, awing and shocking us all. :dry:
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Re: fake British univerity certificate?
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Originally Posted by
Alien5
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Originally Posted by
MCHeshPants420
The word "to" does not have any numbers in it, nor should it be replaced with a number (particularly when you are attempting to ridicule someone about their spelling). Also, before berating someone about their spelling, it might be an idea to brush up on your grammar.
Edit: Oh, and how many times are you going to edit that post? It's never going to be "good".
my keboard is fooked, i didnt know it was a spelling contest.
So this community you rep, is it the Valley of the Idiots? Land of the Lackwits? Mongtard Mansion?
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now a woman wants to slag me off too, go do the ironing or sumthin you tramp.