Just a few early morning thoughts....
I went to the Willie Nelson show last night and then to the bar afterwards. I really don't remember much of anything after leaving the show due to my large consumption of alcohol. Here are a few things I've discovered this morning.
There is a cup on my bar filled with dirt and grass.
There is an empty jug of Captain Morgan on top of the entertainment system. I didn't even have any Captian Morgan in the house.
There is a complete IHOP table setting on my kitchen counter complete with sugar packets, Sweet-N-Low, and salt & pepper.
I have a large red stain on my living room floor
and there is a handicap sign in the bed of my truck with the pole and concrete still attached.
My head feels like it's going to pop and I have no aspirin. :(
I'm thinking that maybe we pulled the handicap sign out of the ground to get a better parking spot maybe. :unsure:
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Sounds like a good night, except for having to sit thro' a Willie Nelson concert.
Btw, isn't the penalty for DUI in Texas dismemberment or something.
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Have you worked out whose house you are in yet? :unsure:
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Is this your way of announcing you intend running for president in 08 :unsure:
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thats the kind of fun that only alcohol can get you. :cool:
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Originally Posted by Skizo
I went to the Willie Nelson show last night and then to the bar afterwards. I really don't remember much of anything after leaving the show due to my large consumption of alcohol. Here are a few things I've discovered this morning.
There is a cup on my bar filled with dirt and grass.
There is an empty jug of Captain Morgan on top of the entertainment system. I didn't even have any Captian Morgan in the house.
There is a complete IHOP table setting on my kitchen counter complete with sugar packets, Sweet-N-Low, and salt & pepper.
I have a large red stain on my living room floor
and there is a handicap sign in the bed of my truck with the pole and concrete still attached.
My head feels like it's going to pop and I have no aspirin. :(
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Originally Posted by Skizo
and my asshole hurts
:sick:
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ugh....my head is pounding. :cry:
Anyone know any headache home remedies? Something other than drinking more Lone Star.
@Busyman - I didn't say that! :lol:
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Great night out,nice one:)
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Sounds like one hell of a wild night out........ :lol: :lol: :lol:
I hope the red stain is ketchup..... :unsure: Have you checked that your mates are all ok?
I do hope you weren't driving in that condition :snooty:
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Originally Posted by Skizo
I went to the Willie Nelson show last night
Lucky swine.
Hope you remember the gig at least. :P