Do you want that great massage topped with a cherry?
1. Go to a not-so-reputable massage parlor. Usually this will reside in a city's Chinatown.
2. The price will probably be about $80-$150. It is all-inclusive.
3. Make sure your massager is attractive.
4. Go get that massage.
5. When you are massaged to your satisfaction, take your massager's hand and place it on your genital area*. She will then proceed to bring out an assortment of condoms, squirt juices, and whatnot.
6. Proceed to getting your happy ending. She will help you greatly. Remember, what you paid is all-inclusive. She will advise if it is not.
*If unsure about whether you can obtain a Happy Ending at this massage parlor, grab you own hand and look at your massager. In some instances, she will grab your hand to let you know. She will not, however, initiate any type of genital contact. It must be initiated by you to avoid illegal action against her. Police cannot initiate contact due to entrapment.
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