1000 posts
The honour must make the pain and inconvenience of breaking your ankle seem insignificant.
What sort of cake should I pick for the party?
Yes. I feel fulfilled. Its what I've always wanted. I'm really very happy. Thanks to all those I've insulted, rodded, or spammed, your assistance has been invaluable.
I had a new cast put on. It is very tight, it hurts like a fucking elephant jumping on my foot. I can't walk at all on it at the moment. Two of my major contracts, which I have invested many, many hours in have been given away and I'm in a major sulk because no-one will help me into the porch for a smoke.
But none of it matters because I've reached 1000 posts.
Actually I feel quite cheated because I was really looking forwards to crowing about it, but drowning in self pity has taken away the pleasure for me.
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
I knew itOriginally Posted by Blyth
Sorry to hear about teh contracts - and spark up in the living room, that'll show those facists! Next time they will be all to eager to assist when your lungs become cloudless.
What you need is a very very long pipe, like what you sometimes get with tumble dryers, to blow your smoke into and channel it out through the window.Originally Posted by Blythorama
Originally Posted by manker
Or I could just make an effort to shuffle out the door on my bottom. The humiliation would be worth it once I'd lit up.
manker is right. Drinks-only gents, or whatever your poison. Cake would be good but not essential, but if anyone passes a shop on the way, I'd love some Diet Coke and some Jaffa Cakes.
For Diet Coke and Jaffa Cakes read "Alcohol and Tobacco"
Last edited by Blythorama; 12-15-2005 at 01:04 PM.
Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
happy 19566th post
Yours Sincerely,
Dark Steno @ Maskawaih
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