A man runs into a bar and asked the bartender for 12 shots of rye, as fast as the bartender sets down the drinks, the man starts belting down one right after the other. Fearing the man might get sick, the bartender warns the man, "Hey buddy, don't you think you should slow down a little, they might just start coming back up soon", The man just wiped his mouth on his sleeve and said," I'm 40 years old, and today I just had my first blow job". The bartender was so impressed by the news, he set down another drink and said, "Well in that case, here have one more on the house", the man just looked up and said, "No thanks, if these 12 don't kill the taste, nothing will".
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