My Latest Song
Dick Tease
She comes up and rubs against me every night
I can feel through her clothes that she is pretty tight
Wanting to take her, yet not knowing if it's right
All i know is those tits ain't going out of sight
I wish you weren't such a dick tease
I wish you were more like yes please
I wish you were more like a sleaze
That way i could get you into bed with ease
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My Favourite Song
Celery Bunch
sung by cartoon kids dressed in celery costumes
the (crunch)es occur when they take a bite
We're the celery bunch
And we love to crunch (crunch!
Celery, celery
Now you don't need a fork
And you don't need a spoon
You can munch on it all afternoon
Celery, celery
You can dip it in cheese or peanut butter
Eat it all day, go ask your mother
"What about celery, what about celery"
She'll tell you it's good for your digestive system
Fiber is good you know
And what we love
Most of all
Is that it's (crunch!
LOUD!
We're the celery bunch
And we love to crunch (crunch!
Celery, celery!
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