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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    gobblygook to you sir.
    That would be a great word for spunk! Who would have thought OldGeezer could be such a potty mouth?
    The potty mouth wasn't the issue, Squeams.

    He posted a pic of an erect penis which rattled me to the core. I had to go and bleach my eyeballs.

    And you missed it.

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    Oh FFS. Was it a nice one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Oh FFS. Was it a nice one?
    I suppose so, if you like that kind of thing.

    I've heard they are an acquired taste.

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    I bet this guy's a hoot at sex parties:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    never knew barbie was a pissologist
    Piss artist probably
    pablo pissaso ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis
    Do you require further explanation? If so, penis. Will dick do? How about todger? I've got a million of 'em.
    'got' or 'had'

    'got' doesn't make any kind of sense.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Only Cow's Urine & Dung are Pure in India:

    http://wonder-cures.com/cow'surine.htm

    Dr.Jain's Cow Urine Therapy:

    http://www.cowurine.com/

    Hmmm not to sure I want to go on Cow Urine Therapy, LOL...

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chavis
    Do you require further explanation? If so, penis. Will dick do? How about todger? I've got a million of 'em.
    'got' or 'had'

    'got' doesn't make any kind of sense.
    Unless he collects phalli, like

    He could work in a mortuary, or something else...

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    I would love to wurk in a mortuary. It would be dead good. As regards to collecting cawks, I've got a detachable one. A bit like Wurzel Gummage and his heads or Kryton orf of Red Dwarf.

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    There's a song called 'Detachable Penis'. I believe it's by an Australian band but I forget the name - been ages since I heard it.

    Gave me fucking nightmares for months. I was just getting into wanking when I first heard it, like.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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