Survey to analyse the percentile of beard wearers amidst us.
1) Yes, I like me bearde. It's long and fluffy. I keep food bits inside for when I face harsh times.
2) Nay! Always shaved the shite off every single morn. Donnay even keep the stubby shite.
3) Stubble beard FTW. I don't like when it grows too big though. Cannay be ersed to shave it off with a razor either.
4) Goatee. I'm a wannebe-hoodlum, so there.
5) Other obscure tribal pattern. Please elaborate.
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