Originally Posted by
Barbarossa
Don't you fucking dare leave you bastard, I won't allow it.
In the hope of keeping you in the lounge chalice,I took up a collection.
Not having any luck with the slogan "please help us keep the ill -tempered Irish lout" I saw the error in my ways and swiftly changed it to "Help those less
appealing fortunate".
The donations literally flew in.
However not knowing where exactly to send the money.I was forced to employ a rather cheap Irish detective in hopes of finding you.
Given his description and per his suggestion to make his job infinitely easier -
If you happen to see a rather large mean looking gent looking at you with uncertain intent.Approach said individual and say the special code phrase "I hear your mum likes the cawk".
l have no doubt you will get what's coming to you.
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