Things thumbs are useful for...

[100%]

eye gouging



and strangling for that matter.



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[brotherdoobie]

-bd

[CrabGirl]

Have to settle for a viscious finger jab to the throat.

[The Flying Cow]

Viscious indeed

[Barbarossa]

• Carrying a cup of coffee in your right hand then realizing you cant turn the door handle to open the door. Thus rendering yourself trapped.
  
• Pulling your trousers up. It becomes a weird jiggle.
  
• Putting on a bra, I didn't even realise I used my thumbs for this.
  
• Opening a bottle of wine. Gahhh
  
• Eating with a knife and fork - had to get flatmate to cut up my dinner for me.
  
• Washing my hair. Ow Ow Ow.
  
• Getting anything out of my left pocket. The stupid hand wont fit in, and if it does, it doesn't grip.
  
• Zips. Go on, try a zip without using your thumb.

Does this mean you are trapped in a room with no trousers or bra on, and dirty hair, with only finger-foods, a cup of cold coffee and an unopenable bottle of wine for sustenance?

Awesome!

[Old Geezer]

Here you go

[CrabGirl]

I fully opened this thread just now expecting abuse, and I got something useful! Thank you!

@ Barbs. That was about the shape of it yes. I've now learnt how to cut my food sans thumb, and the wine thing was figured out very quickly (screwtop or sparkling. Still have issues with doorhandles, pulling my trousers up, and picking anything up which requires two hands.

Oh and typing.

[Barbarossa]

Here you go

What use is your big toe going to be to her?

EDIT: Congratulations on posting a picture properly - who said you can't teach old dogs new tricks?

[The Flying Cow]

'twas bd or someone else.

[Alien5]

Here you go

What use is your big toe going to be to her?

EDIT: Congratulations on posting a picture properly - who said you can't teach old dogs new tricks?

i did and i im sorry ok.