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    Biggles's Avatar Looking for loopholes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alien5 View Post
    I NUNS

    Which order is that? I think I missed my calling

    Chalice

    Just give the priest one of those vile Haribo gummy things. I am sure if wee paper shite things cab be subject to transubstantiation a Gummy sweet would be a piece of piss. Might start a new trend. Can empathise with the room wrecking. SGG can still do that 18 - only it is all her college stuff, mixed with make up, half eaten toast and other detritus of her life. At 8 you only had to glance away for 30 seconds and the coffee table would be upside down, things being cut out of cardboard, paint, the room filled with toys, half eaten toast etc.,

    Tricky thing religion -
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFoX View Post
    Don't worry guys. If our leaders manage to get their ways, we'll all be praying to Allah within a generation or two, regardless of what our original religious viewpoints are.

    The UK is fast becoming another Islamic State.


    Then we won't have any choice at all...
    Really whocares Muslims Christians Jews they all believe in the same god.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Villalltheway View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by TheFoX View Post
    Don't worry guys. If our leaders manage to get their ways, we'll all be praying to Allah within a generation or two, regardless of what our original religious viewpoints are.

    The UK is fast becoming another Islamic State.


    Then we won't have any choice at all...
    Really whocares Muslims Christians Jews they all believe in the same god.
    Very true which is why they like to kill each other - to demonstrate that God is love.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Villalltheway View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by TheFoX View Post
    Don't worry guys. If our leaders manage to get their ways, we'll all be praying to Allah within a generation or two, regardless of what our original religious viewpoints are.

    The UK is fast becoming another Islamic State.


    Then we won't have any choice at all...
    Really whocares Muslims Christians Jews they all believe in the same god.
    No, they don't.

    In other news, you are all going to burn in hell. Every last one of you. I shall shed one single tear which will stay on my cheek for the rest of eternity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Villalltheway View Post

    Really whocares Muslims Christians Jews they all believe in the same god.
    No, they don't.

    In other news, you are all going to burn in hell. Every last one of you. I shall shed one single tear which will stay on my cheek for the rest of eternity.
    My daughter won't. According to your ideology. Be specific in your all encompassing damnation.

    So nyah nyah na na nyah, like.

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    I thought JP had his own special heaven with re-runs of all the finest moments of the Bhoys and on tap apple. We just are aren't invited. I think by definition he counts everywhere else as hell.

    Tear was a thoughtful touch though.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    Quote Originally Posted by Biggles View Post
    I thought JP had his own special heaven with re-runs of all the finest moments of the Bhoys and on tap apple. We just are aren't invited. I think by definition he counts everywhere else as hell.

    Tear was a thoughtful touch though.
    That's my life mate, think how good heaven is going to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post

    No, they don't.

    In other news, you are all going to burn in hell. Every last one of you. I shall shed one single tear which will stay on my cheek for the rest of eternity.
    My daughter won't. According to your ideology. Be specific in your all encompassing damnation.

    So nyah nyah na na nyah, like.
    Sorry I didn't even see her post, must be slipping.

    GIRUY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post

    My daughter won't. According to your ideology. Be specific in your all encompassing damnation.

    So nyah nyah na na nyah, like.
    Sorry I didn't even see her post, must be slipping.

    GIRUY.
    hello mr jp. my dad says you are a poohead.

    thank you mr jp. goodbye.

    from erin.

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    That was her. True story.

    She even selected her own smilie.

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