just got a call from the ex misses, she was all
pepper your angus
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just got a call from the ex misses, she was all
sex a wolf in a bag
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Originally Posted by Skweeky
That was me, a wee bit drunkard.Looks like someone is using his mum's internets.
Respect.
Last edited by Something Else; 05-17-2009 at 04:16 PM.
Now go away.
sex a wolf in a bag
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just got a call from the ex misses, she was all
Womanicer.
Now go away.
Version Five
Did you tell her you were bedding a woman half her age.
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Hungover.
yo
pepper your angus
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someone who's eight and a half?
(you wouldn't believe how many attempts at working that out it took, i was coming up with all kinds of numbers)
pepper your angus
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wurking 6am to 6pm tomorrow, that's about 30 laptops all in all plus any base units that come in
sex a wolf in a bag
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That's loike a hundered hours.
Now go away.
Manker's web totty
Fuck sake, what a day.
Ben puked around noon today, puked again in the car. Had him sitting on my lap when I noticed a rash in his neck. Turned out his whole wee body was covered in it. It was nearly scarlet with blisters on top. Then he vomited again.
Phoned NHS24/7 and got an appointment for the out of hours clinic. As soon as I hung up, Ben's wee ears had swollen to about twice their original size.
Phoned 999, ambulance came. They had to give him oxygen before taking him to the hospital, got oxygen again in the ambulance.
By the time we got to the hospital, most of the rash had disappeared and he was happpy as larry again. Half an hour later it flared up again.
Turns out he had an anaphalactoid shock reaction to egg.
I'm knackered.
sex a wolf in a bag
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Yikes. Does that mean he's allergic to egg?
Now go away.
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