MIT and the US of A.

[manker]

I'm an excellent bridge partner.

[Squeamous]

[mjmacky]

Aw, you realise now we have a 'thing' we 'say' that is 'amusing'. I think it's called an in-joke, and only the very best of friends and homosexual lovers have them

I participated at least once before, and was proud of it, the narcissist that I am. It went completely ignored amongst a mass sea of reject vs. reason drivel and I became agitated, no one could be near me for a few hours. The proof is in the fact that I am now recalling the date as 12-15-2011 @ 18:36

She had her 3 young children in the car.
They'll be dreaming about me tonight

That's pretty hot, you lucky man, care to share more?

which is why I always leap to defend her

If you were my defense attorney, I'm sure I'd be hanged for jaywalking.

[Artemis]

Fuck that's not nice, hope you get better soon.


I think I probably did both, and I might have even managed to threaten to kill some other members, it's all got hazy recently. You know one boring repetition after another of the same old subject on every single active thread on the board.

Thank you.

Don't worry about it being boring, it really isn't. I've read every single word on the topic with a decidedly macabre vigour.
It can't be doing you much good though.

I don't consider myself to be particularly obsessive but I sometimes find myself musing about your own situation and others that I've been PM'd about or read passively on FST. Once a week, maybe.
I don't think it's too much of a bold statement to say that you're more obsessive than I am and I'm not attacking you here or anything, but this stuff has to be on your mind an awful lot when you're not online.

I don't think it's a good thing, for you, personally.
I'm just saying.

OK, now I feel like a bit of a douche for the comments I have made in this thread manker, with you being magnanimous 'n' all, but it seems that half the new posts in the lounge are someone commenting on this melodrama or rOA having to refute that comment or explain how he feels, and it has gotten exceedingly tedious and I guess it finally pissed me off, I had always stayed very clear of the threads because I think that reject/Dave has some very real problems.

To reject/Dave, the point of my posts is quite simply that you need to get past this, posting here is not going to help, (at least for now) take awhile away and move on, living in the past means that you cannot enjoy the now.

If this keeps repeating I can't promise that I'm not going to get pissed off again, I like this board, I like the people here, this drama underwhelms me though. I kind of liked your posts when you first started posting a few months ago, trolling they were, but with wit and humor instead of the usual argumentative mongs, but this present situation is helping no-one and the only one who can really resolve this is you.

[Squeamous]

I participated at least once before, and was proud of it, the narcissist that I am. It went completely ignored amongst a mass sea of reject vs. reason drivel and I became agitated, no one could be near me for a few hours. The proof is in the fact that I am now recalling the date as 12-15-2011 @ 18:36

You realise I have an opening for a man who is older than me, married and has an obsessive attention to detail? Also I hear you once chaufeurred?

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[Quarterquack]

You realise I have an opening for a man who is older than me, married and has an obsessive attention to detail? Also I hear you once chaufeurred?

I know you mentioned an opening and all. But you're still going to have to be more discreet than this when it comes to Macky. The stories I've heard about his reaction to getting hit on involve an instantaneous instinctual neuronal trigger preceding his response that imparts upon him the opinion that the propositioner is indeed a very dirty girl (or guy) and he'll shy away and respond immediately with something stupid like, "Well, I'm meeting a friend at Starbucks".

Subtlety will give him the wrong ideas. Explicitness will make him think you're an easy mark.

That'll be 5 bucks for the guy advice, but I accept tits.

[Squeamous]

You realise I have an opening for a man who is older than me, married and has an obsessive attention to detail? Also I hear you once chaufeurred?

I know you mentioned an opening and all. But you're still going to have to be more discreet than this when it comes to Macky. The stories I've heard about his reaction to getting hit on involve an instantaneous instinctual neuronal trigger preceding his response that imparts upon him the opinion that the propositioner is indeed a very dirty girl (or guy) and he'll shy away and respond immediately with something stupid like, "Well, I'm meeting a friend at Starbucks".

Subtlety will give him the wrong ideas. Explicitness will make him think you're an easy mark.

That'll be 5 bucks for the guy advice, but I accept tits.

I was just going to strew rose petals in my car boot and shove him in. I can't be arsed with all that seduction fannying about.

[Artemis]

I know you mentioned an opening and all. But you're still going to have to be more discreet than this when it comes to Macky. The stories I've heard about his reaction to getting hit on involve an instantaneous instinctual neuronal trigger preceding his response that imparts upon him the opinion that the propositioner is indeed a very dirty girl (or guy) and he'll shy away and respond immediately with something stupid like, "Well, I'm meeting a friend at Starbucks".

Subtlety will give him the wrong ideas. Explicitness will make him think you're an easy mark.

That'll be 5 bucks for the guy advice, but I accept tits.

I was just going to strew rose petals in my car boot and shove him in. I can't be arsed with all that seduction fannying about.

You would probably get better results strewing Rubik's cubes throughout your boot....

[Quarterquack]

I was just going to strew rose petals in my car boot and shove him in. I can't be arsed with all that seduction fannying about.

You'll just be giving him memories of him doing the same to high school girls. You don't want him to think that you're someone exacting revenge, or karma is biting him in the ass. You want the specimen in a calm enough mood to fulfil all the duties you have in mind. I find chloroform and IV-delivered tadalafil put my subjects in their best mood. The IV-delivery isn't because I just want to see them bleed, though, it's to make sure that their throats have some time to become really dry, at which point I know they'll accept any form of moisture, including my tongue down their throat, as a form of help.

My my, this post started off as advice for you, but ended up being about me. Egocentricity.

[Quarterquack]

You'll just be giving him memories of him doing the same to high school girls. You don't want him to think that you're someone exacting revenge

Why, Darth! That is obviously the most subtle way of saying Squeams looks younger than she is! You dog, you, not even Manker on his best day could be that good.