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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Ahh, I can't let him watch anything where they say 'fuck'. Not until he goes to big school and starts taking up swearing professionally.
    Cheers for the synopsis, though, matey.

    I'll just have to lace his milkshake with vodka again and get him to bed by nine.
    Fuck that shit, tell your son I said so. Meg's 100 % with me on this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Lucky us
    It was an apology and a quiet admission that I will try not to do it again. I'm also dead tired since anxiety was the only thing keeping me awake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Lucky us
    It was an apology and a quiet admission that I will try not to do it again. I'm also dead tired since anxiety was the only thing keeping me awake.
    To redeem yourself, do a spot of wallpapering when you get home and post some pics.

    I'm serious, btw. That shit interests me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mary
    Apparently none of you cunts are with me on this. All of your severencies are too high for the diction/context ratio.
    Nope.
    No idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mary
    Apparently none of you cunts are with me on this. All of your severencies are too high for the diction/context ratio.
    Nope.
    No idea.
    Play a game of what the fuck's that supposed to mean.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Nope.
    No idea.
    Play a game of what the fuck's that supposed to mean.
    What a great idea, I've got an even more ideal idea which involves conversing using words that mean something.
    Idk if it's ever going to catch on, though.

    Maybe if we switched 'high' for 'low' and 'severencies' for 'tolerance levels' it would make a peck of sense. I can't think of single word interchange which would sort it out more smoothly.
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    I saw a movie called severance once. It was decent. Body parts coming off here and there.

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    Right I'm away for a week, or something else. I'll be back on the 11th.

    Happy 10th birthday FST, (10th June) and see ya later. Don't go mental

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Right I'm away for a week, or something else. I'll be back on the 11th.

    Happy 10th birthday FST, (10th June) and see ya later. Don't go mental
    Oh that's right, pull the trigger and leave us to clear the mess you made of Dave's brain.


    Have a good 'un, matey :]
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    Long weekend sup, cunts.

    It's taken me nine glorious years to realise that I could edit my profile daily and make it my birthday every day.

    Youse cunts would be obliged to make me a birthday thread every day, and I would win the internets.

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