Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[mjmacky]

You lied about your email dad?

[SomePeople]

Answer him MBM, he's your son he deserves an answer.

[megabyteme]

I'm signing off now to go watch Vampire Diaries. There's a hot chick in it, and the stories are FAR more realistic than anything Dave has ever spewed come up with.

'night, Dave. Don't stay up too late watching Squeams. It's a school night...

[SomePeople]

I'm sure Squeamous would be OK with you using the "spew"ed word she introduced into this whole debacle MBM.

[ziggyjuarez]

The money is mine!

[megabyteme]

I'm sure Squeamous would be OK with you using the "spew"ed word she introduced into this whole debacle MBM.

But it flow(es) off your tongue so frequently that it became yours. You own it, Dave. Spew is your baby.

EDIT- You do realize this debacle is all yours, don't you, D-wat? Not one other person has been stained by it. Not one- except you.

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Announcer: Congratulations, Dave Dowell, you've just won a debacle!!!

Announcer: What are you going to do next?

Dave: I'm going to Squeams'...

[ckrit]

Hey apparently there's stuff about me there, I've pulled a trigger or something

That's right, you did indeed.

I did make it clear, didn't I? I mean I'm not sure I could have been any clearer in my statement where I gave you all my word. You do understand what that means don't you? When someone gives you their word. You get that giving your word is something you do about something you commit to. Was it too difficult for you to understand? Solaris fucked your brain up did it? You thought someone giving their word was as meaningless as that dying piece of crap OS, did you? It looks like I'm going to have to disappoint you again Barbie, because I'm afraid giving your word does mean something, it is a serious thing. I did and you called me on it. You pulled the trigger.

Fruitcake.

[Artemis]

Spacely sprockets is definitely off the meds this week.

[Barbarossa]

Hey apparently there's stuff about me there, I've pulled a trigger or something

That's right, you did indeed.

I did make it clear, didn't I? I mean I'm not sure I could have been any clearer in my statement where I gave you all my word. You do understand what that means don't you? When someone gives you their word. You get that giving your word is something you do about something you commit to. Was it too difficult for you to understand? Solaris fucked your brain up did it? You thought someone giving their word was as meaningless as that dying piece of crap OS, did you? It looks like I'm going to have to disappoint you again Barbie, because I'm afraid giving your word does mean something, it is a serious thing. I did and you called me on it. You pulled the trigger.

Ahhh, OK. I'll tell you exactly what happened, you were very clever about it. You completely exploited my total apathy about you and anything about you and what you do and say.

[SomePeople]

Ahhh, OK. I'll tell you exactly what happened, you were very clever about it. You completely exploited my total apathy about you and anything about you and what you do and say.

Nope that's not working an apathetic person wouldn't have copied and pasted my statement into a thread on this board, he wouldn't have given enough of a fuck to do it.

I fink you was just sore I wasn't posting bewb pics for you anymore, but the game was pointless. You knew I was never going to post hers, I told you so... twice.