It's ckrit.
Nite, guise.
So a man takes this girl on a date and as they finish dinner he suggests they head back to his place. She tells him, "isn't it a little presumptuous to think I'd sleep with you on the first date?" He replies, "isn't presumptuous a pretty big word for an 11-year-old to use?"
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You know I was thinking it would be a recognizable classic as well, but just gambled on the off chance nobody here has heard it. I basically pulled that all straight from my head, it's an easy premise to remember, just create the lines and come up with an age. I know several other pedophile jokes as well, they are literally my favorite punch liners.
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Cut off age is birth
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