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    I think avrumi was more 'persuaded' into a change of tack, than bi-polar. Sub-Administrator adolf dragon rider runs a very tight hair do ship!

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    Hoi, chavois.

    Have you read the Jack Reacher books? I've just read a brief synopsis by the clockster and I reckon they sound like a graphic novel without the graphics.
    Which would suit me fine as turning pages every six seconds isn't really for me. Fuck the artwork, like.

    inb4 some cunt says; 'that'll be a novel, then'.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Hoi, chavois.

    Have you read the Jack Reacher books? I've just read a brief synopsis by the clockster and I reckon they sound like a graphic novel without the graphics.
    Which would suit me fine as turning pages every six seconds isn't really for me. Fuck the artwork, like.

    inb4 some cunt says; 'that'll be a novel, then'.
    Tell you what, hotshot, that's like nine kinds of mental right there to the max

    Up until about five hours ago I'd never dithered around yon. By some accidental linkage, I'd not planned on and can't recall the origins of, I ended up on the Wiki page of that very pulp nior (seemingly successful) fucker you allude to above. I'd never heard of him before. True story. Sounds absolutely wank to me. The yanks seem to buy it, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Hoi, chavois.

    Have you read the Jack Reacher books? I've just read a brief synopsis by the clockster and I reckon they sound like a graphic novel without the graphics.
    Which would suit me fine as turning pages every six seconds isn't really for me. Fuck the artwork, like.

    inb4 some cunt says; 'that'll be a novel, then'.
    Tell you what, hotshot, that's like nine kinds of mental right there to the max

    Up until about five hours ago I'd never dithered around yon. By some accidental linkage, I'd not planned on and can't recall the origins of, I ended up on the Wiki page of that very pulp nior (seemingly successful) fucker you allude to above. I'd never heard of him before. True story. Sounds absolutely wank to me. The yanks seem to buy it, though.
    That'll be because they'll look at the premise and think; 'it's a comic without pictures - if I read that, I'll be considered high-brow.'

    I'm going to read them because you can't whack a six foot five vigilante hurling miscreants all over the shop.
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    I live in a quiet neighbourhood.

    I have new neighbours .The kind of people who don't talk but for reasons unknown communicate solely by shouting at one another.

    I wish to kill them.

    True story.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    I live in a quiet neighbourhood.

    I have new neighbours .The kind of people who don't talk but for reasons unknown communicate solely by shouting at one another.

    I wish to kill them.

    True story.
    Drown them in jizz.

    Each time you knock one out, save it in a sterilised jam jar. And when that one is full, sterilise another and wank into that. In no time at all you should have enough to completely submerse their heads in one of those things that they use on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here to put the celeb’s face next to spiders and snakes.

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    You’d be reminding them of your virility while exacting your revenge plus I’m pretty sure it’s also how they would like to go.

    Everyone’s a winner.
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    Interesting way your mind works.
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    If it helps you don't actually have to end them, just do it til they think they are going to die, release them and warn them politely about the noise.

    I'm pretty sure it would work but pay off a few dirty cops in case they squeal.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post

    I'm pretty sure it would work but pay off a few dirty cops in case they squeal.
    I live in Canada not Quebec.
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