Mary does China, the official thread

[mjmacky]

I use too many fucking anecdotes and stories and shit about me and China, so I think I need a 100 % authentic Mary/China thread. A preemptive attack if you will, regarding the idea of, "if you love China so much, why don't you just Mary it?".

Here's a pic I am posting because nobody will have internet sex with me at the moment. Darthy is such a cock tease, the prude bitch.

So anyways, I have repeatedly mentioned that I was teaching or some bullshit in China, here is the stupid pic of that scenario to destroy your cerebral imaginations. It's a big fuck you to everyone who won't cyber with me.

teachingnshit.jpg

[Quarterquack]

I'd rather bang the wall behind you.

[mjmacky]

I'd rather bang the wall behind you.

I am the wall behind me. At least that's how I picture my argument.

[Quarterquack]

At least that's how I picture my argument.

Speaking of pictures. How the fuck do you struggle to find a camera that isn't made out of used toaster circuitry in China?!

[mjmacky]

At least that's how I picture my argument.

Speaking of pictures. How the fuck do you struggle to find a camera that isn't made out of used toaster circuitry in China?!

I have no idea what contraption was used, some student made the pictures and sent them to me. They're hostly like that.

[Quarterquack]

Once you get bored covering photovoltaic technologies, ship all the students off to an island. Tell them you're using their cameras against them to recast Battle Royale. Don't give them weaponry, and don't give them a reason to fight (no one will die due to arbitrary rules).

But then say only one of your students gets a B+, and the rest get an F.

[mjmacky]

Once you get bored covering photovoltaic technologies, ship all the students off to an island. Tell them you're using their cameras against them to recast Battle Royale. Don't give them weaponry, and don't give them a reason to fight (no one will die due to arbitrary rules).

But then say only one of your students gets a B+, and the rest get an F.

There's a totally fucked back story to those presentations, really. Totally fucked, and I didn't even get to grade them.

[Quarterquack]

There's a totally fucked back story to those presentations, really. Totally fucked, and I didn't even get to grade them.

Blackmailed into teaching topologically advanced energy conversions after being grabbed by border patrol while couriering empty Chinese children lorryloads back to the mainland?

[mjmacky]

There's a totally fucked back story to those presentations, really. Totally fucked, and I didn't even get to grade them.

Blackmailed into teaching topologically advanced energy conversions after being grabbed by border patrol while couriering empty Chinese children lorryloads back to the mainland?

Close enough.

[Squeamous]

I've always said you were a man in an ill fitting suit, and I was right.