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classIndeed
Oh! And the next time you want to talk to me about how much class your friend has, you might like to remember a few things:
I knew her in real life.
She posts stuff like this
Pop Quiz (just for fun):
5 years ago which of the following things would Squeamous have done if she found out she was pregnant with Dave’s child:
1) Be so happy she fell over and passed out with joy. Wake up, begin to pen her billboard campaign announcing the happy news to the world, pass out with delirious joy again. Eventually learn to stay upright and conscious only by thinking constantly about AIDS babies in Africa.
2) Immediately fear this would provide Dave with the perfect excuse to leave his wife whereupon she would become ‘Dave’s wife now, Dave’.
3) Spontaneously abort.
4) Give birth, then place the baby in a wicker basket and sail it into the Gotham City sewer system, where it would be rescued by penguins and raised by them until such a time as it could rejoin humanity and become Mayor.
5) Rotivate that thing out with a coat hanger.
6) Take heart from the fact that the father had stated he couldn’t be happier that such a thing had happened, but listen to the internal voices ringing in her mind and ensure that by taking a couple of pills in the first month of gestation, the foetus could be flushed quietly down a drain, thus preventing herself fucking up the life of another human being as well as her own.
Which is pretty incredible for a woman who hasn't had anything to do with this for 18 months, eh?
Classy burd that manker.
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