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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Fall back option
    Enjoy your mono-browed Greek babies.
    He certainly looks like he belongs in my spastic fred. Squeams and him could produce some nice dark-haired, Mickey-killing, mono-brow-wearin', bankrupt, fish-eatin', flat-chested offsprings.

    Basically Oleg now that I thinks about it.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Fall back option
    Enjoy your mono-browed Greek babies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Fall back option
    Enjoy your mono-browed Greek babies.
    He certainly looks like he belongs in my spastic fred. Squeams and him could produce some nice dark-haired, Mickey-killing, mono-brow-wearin', bankrupt, fish-eatin', flat-chested offsprings.

    Basically Oleg now that I thinks about it.
    Boys boy boys! There's no need to be jealous! You can have sloppy seconds and thirds. I'll let you fight over which it is.

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    I just had higher hopes for you, I wouldn't mind being the fall back option if it was one of the Davids.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I just had higher hopes for you, I wouldn't mind being the fall back option if it was one of the Davids.
    Who?

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I just had higher hopes for you, I wouldn't mind being the fall back option if it was one of the Davids.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Beckham or Boreanaz.
    Obv.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Oh, the Davids. Sorry, I'm not ghey so I didn't even think about them...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    ^

    I was hoping one of them would be Haye
    I don't think even I deserve to have David Beckham's offspring. I bet it doesn't even hurt when you give birth to one
    Last edited by Squeamous; 08-05-2012 at 11:45 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    ^

    I was hoping one of them would be Haye
    I don't think even I deserve to have David Beckham's offspring. I bet it doesn't even hurt when you give birth to one
    Yeah his missus doesn't look like she's squirted out four sprogs.
    Probably Caesarians, the filthy whore.

    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Oh, the Davids. Sorry, I'm not ghey so I didn't even think about them...
    You don't have to be a ghey to think about them, I certainly haven't caught myself dashing anywhere or wearing shoes that match my eyes or anything.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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