No one seems to notice here that you mentioned you had to remove a sock AND a slipper.
Surely not you, benchie, not you?
Manker's web totty
No one seems to notice here that you mentioned you had to remove a sock AND a slipper.
Surely not you, benchie, not you?
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Me too, babes. That's hows we keeps them so toasty and pristine.Originally Posted by Skweeky
No one seems to notice here that you mentioned you had to remove a sock AND a slipper.
Surely not you, benchie, not you?
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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I'm a left-handed, sock-AND-slipper gentleman myself.No one seems to notice here that you mentioned you had to remove a sock AND a slipper.
Surely not you, benchie, not you?
Without socks, slippers tend to get stinky.
effendi
Nicotine stains on the toes, ben, you flexible bastard. I'm finally beginning to see what your missus sees in you.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
effendi
Skweeks and chavois better get their feet in this thread, too.
And that stiched guy.
I'm using my mod powerz to see you lurking in the thread, you voyeuristic simpleton.
I think I'll close this post by giving an Olympic-style award for the mankiest feet.
Bronze is Arty's Orc-Jew foot.
Silver is Idol's detachable lizard foot.
Gold is mbm's leprosy infected corpse of an extremity.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I was waiting to see what you'd do about my foot challenge. You use your mod powers all the time for that. Don't think I think you don't.
That's why I was dodgy about you becoming a mod in the first place.
RASPBERRY RIPPLE
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My peen is also bloated and walrus lyke...
I KNEW you were pleased to see me
I already a put a pic of my feet up!
I'd rather know what it's like to have perfectly spherical gekko toes. Can you climb across ceilings with those bad boys?
Oh Ben, they're adorable. Apart from the nicotine stains ably pointed out by our spastic-in-chief. Yours are tops for me!
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I was going to say that Idol's foot deserved a higher billing than my own on account of it looking like David Banner's foot half way through the transmutation, but mod powers be arsed! How can Meg get a gold medal when he has obviously not been out in the sunshine for like years and has the fungus growing off hissasquatchtootsies to prove it?
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effendi
It's a gold award for the most disgusting feet - and Idol did get a higher billing than your own atrocious appendage, spazmoid.I was going to say that Idol's foot deserved a higher billing than my own on account of it looking like David Banner's foot half way through the transmutation, but mod powers be arsed! How can Meg get a gold medal when he has obviously not been out in the sunshine for like years and has the fungus growing off hissasquatchtootsies to prove it?
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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