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    megabyteme's Avatar RASPBERRY RIPPLE BT Rep: +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19
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    Ice.

    Why don't stoners wear high heels?
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    bigboab's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    to be able to get down and dirty

    why do they call them high rise flats when they are flat and don't rise.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    In NY, it has to do with the rent.

    Why don't we call New York, "York" now that it's no longer new?
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    bigboab's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    it would confuse the postmen and they would start delivering on time.


    when Niagara falls who picks it up?
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    Canadians. They are FAR more concerned with environmental stuffs. US just lets it go downstream.

    Is it a swing set when there's only one swing?
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    if you swing there are three


    how do you know when you have gone too far?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab View Post
    if you swing there are three


    how do you know when you have gone too far?
    when you haven't seen a sign in a while

    why is beer cheaper than a bus ticket?

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    your final destination is unknown


    what were railway stations used for before they invented rail travel?
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    Farmer's Markets


    Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?

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    they return less ashes


    apparently your whole life 'flashes' just before you drown. How do we know?
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