Ice.
Why don't stoners wear high heels?
to be able to get down and dirty
why do they call them high rise flats when they are flat and don't rise.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
it would confuse the postmen and they would start delivering on time.
when Niagara falls who picks it up?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
if you swing there are three
how do you know when you have gone too far?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
your final destination is unknown
what were railway stations used for before they invented rail travel?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Farmer's Markets
Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
they return less ashes
apparently your whole life 'flashes' just before you drown. How do we know?
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
Bookmarks