Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[Darth Sushi]

It's better to have chaps on your knees instead of your arse just in case diarrhea strikes quickly


When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

[bigboab]

snoopy


where do they get water to put in bottles?

[Darth Sushi]

Antarctica


Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

[bigboab]

only if someone is watching


if the sun fails to rise in the morning who would wake it up?

[megabyteme]

The night shift is usually looking to go home after a long night of drunks, bums, and teens with noisy mufflers, so they know to put in a call if the morning crew doesn't show.

If the sun started slacking off (missing shifts, swerving in the sky, getting inflammatory remarks tattooed in visible places) should it get fired? Or suspended?

[bigboab]

you can do what you want with it. we never see it anyway(Scotland)


If a house is a semi, what would it be if it really got excited?

[Stehle]

a full house

Do both sexes get a right to vote if Scotland secedes from the UK? (It took 100's of years for that to happen here in the states.)

[megabyteme]

Scotland is a small place, it is unlikely the hermaphrodite vote will be much of an issue.

Since dieters drink skim milk, why not use expired whole milk on their enchiladas?

[bigboab]

because there is a fat chance that they would not like it


why cant penguins fly? (not the chocolate biscuit)

[megabyteme]

Ice on the wing is a serious problem for most aviators.

Do Hawaiians enjoy junk email more than other places?