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  1. 02-01-2005, 05:17 PM #1
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    Ha! You think I'd ask you lot

    No, but if anyone wants some then feel free to ask, I'm off out to watch the footie later but I'll reply tomorrow, or better still when I'm drunk later tonight.


    As an aside, if you're wondering about the motivation behind this thread, last night I bumped into a bloke who I hadn't seen for ages. He told me that he'd finished with his missus because of an argument regarding pets or something, I did my best impression of this smiley and advised him to get back with her since he is unlikely to do any better.

    He seemed pretty happy with that.



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  3. 02-01-2005, 05:19 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    G'luck tonight, I am off out to watch it later myself
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  5. 02-01-2005, 05:25 PM Lounge   -   #3
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    What should i do when my girlfriend walks in on me and lasts night's piece of ass, hurry up there in the other room now hnos:
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  7. 02-01-2005, 05:27 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Peerzy
    What should i do when my girlfriend walks in on me and lasts night's piece of ass, hurry up there in the other room now hnos:
    Leave via the window?
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  9. 02-01-2005, 05:30 PM Lounge   -   #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    Leave via the window?

    Im upstairs iv managed to lock the door saying that i was 'cleaning up' now what
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    Cheers, Dan. It's going to be fecking mental, I hope

    Quote Originally Posted by Peerzy
    What should i do when my girlfriend walks in on my and lasts night's piece of ass, hurry there in the other room now hnos:
    You should tell him to hide in the closet - unless you're already in there


    If you've been already been discovered by the missus the best thing to do is blame her. It will disorientate her and give you time to escape.
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  13. 02-01-2005, 05:32 PM Lounge   -   #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    Cheers, Dan. It's going to be fecking mental, I hope


    You should tell him to hide in the closet - unless you're already in there


    If you've been already been discovered by the missus the best thing to do is blame her. It will disorientate her and give you time to escape.

    Tell him

    Misses is throwing things downstairs now, take it she found out, im gonna try the old i was so drunk i thought it was you line, wish me luck.

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    Shimmy down the drainpipe


    g'luck Peerzy
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  17. 02-01-2005, 05:44 PM Lounge   -   #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker
    advised him to get back with her since he is unlikely to do any better.
    He seemed pretty happy with that.

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    I'm worried my girlfriend maybe a ninja-robot sent back from a future alternative dimension of the past to train the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park into a Superbowl winning team that goes onto solve mysteries with the help of a large dog and a talking horse.

    Please advise.
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