Any suggestions? I'm coughing 3 days non stop.
In desperation, I prepared myself a cocktail composed by 2 cups of vinegar, 2 cups of honey, 2 cups of water and 1 cup of Mexican Chili.
Any suggestions? I'm coughing 3 days non stop.
In desperation, I prepared myself a cocktail composed by 2 cups of vinegar, 2 cups of honey, 2 cups of water and 1 cup of Mexican Chili.
Last edited by dion09529; 05-14-2013 at 08:06 PM.
Try putting a pillow over your nose and mouth and smothering yourself.
Respect my lack of authority.
The best cough suppressant is any of the prescription narcotics.
Good luck getting those from a doctorfor a cough though.
To stop coughing immediately, coat your feet with Vicks Vapour Rub, put on heavy socks and almost instantly the coughing is gone. You may wake up in the middle of the night coughing. Just repeat the process. Sounds crazy, but what the hell, it might just work. If it is all in the mind I'm sure there is plenty room for it.
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
WTF! You're doing it wrong, you need to start at the other end.
Doctor Danger says that for persistent cough (i.e medical certainty of lung cancer) the only relief is a large dildo inserted into the anus. The pressure and resulting mussel tension caused by the foreign object in the anal cavity causes the diaphragm to relax which can, in mildly symptomatic patients, relieve the coughing impulses. Irritant based coughing (e.g. those patients that may have inhaled pubic hair) can not be relieved with this method. Instead, patients displaying symptoms of irritant coughing should simply shove the dildo down their throat.
Bet you're glad I was here to help!
Just like the NSA, I'm compelled to copy everything I want to.
Smoke cigarettes, it's calming to the throat and lungs.
cough syrup maybe?
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