I dreamt that I was out with a couple of my pals ( guys) and all of a sudden I had a penis and my pal had a vagina and we had sex!
(my willie was massive by the way )
I dreamt that I was out with a couple of my pals ( guys) and all of a sudden I had a penis and my pal had a vagina and we had sex!
(my willie was massive by the way )
Well first, it's not only the size that's important..you need to love Footy too...and drink erm.. bitter!
Did you wake up with cum all over your crotch? Those are the best dreams.
You and every other nub on the internets.
anyways..for a beginner you were quite good..I was the guy with the vagina ...
You only let me stick it in you once because it was too big
all this can be arranged, but costs a bit of cash.
but for a cheaper price you can simply buy a cucumber and some lube.
I am afraid that's actually not possible and I will explain why.
Since Ron was imprisoned in the FST archives, the secret of growing king size cucumbers, and the copyright on producing generic Ron's Lube has been lost to Prosperity, who is a bitch with a small penis. She denies women the use of King_Size cucumbers, in their partners absence; while my mother always said to me, Cucumbers are healthy, Nigel!
lol thats so weird....how come i never get dreams...???
oh yeah thanks !!!
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