Last one to post wins the internets (archived)

[Mr. Mulder]

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http://computers.toptenreviews.com/netbooks/lenovo/asus-eee-pc-1016p-review.html


I like Netbooks. Things have gotten a lot better after that shite first generation of intel atoms, 'specially with the amd/radeon stuff you can get in them now. I like not having to charge for 8 hours. I like matte screens and i like ThinkPads, they've always been sturdy as fuck. I don't need anything high end either, i can just remote into my work PC if i need to do anything big.

its got 8 jiggawotts of ram and solid state megabytes so there's no danger of them falling out. I've checked that Morrowind will play on it too so i can level up my dark elf when i'm at client sites in the middle of nowhere, turning things off and on again

[dion09529]

$461.99!!!!!!!!
Are you out of your mind? How can you afford to pay so much for a netbook?

[Mr. Mulder]

It's a ThinkPad, they can survive a Holocaust. It's a high-end netbook having a E2-1800 and Radeon 8000HD, SSD and not restricted to 4GB RAM like most. For something that isn't an ultrabook, has a 11.6 screen, solid build and uber long battery life it has sweet components and that's the Mikey Mouse price for it, in real money its just under £300.

[TheFoX]

...in real money its just under £300.

Blimey. I'll take six.

[Mr. Mulder]

Sup, Wiggaz

Another day of locked AD accounts, forgotten passwords and updating distribution lists

[Mr. Mulder]

...back on the fags, innit.

[IdolEyes787]

...back on the fags, innit.

I have a pretend doctorate in psychology so if you'd really like to quit,which obviously you don't,then might I suggest upon lighting up first burn yourself with the cigarette before smoking it.

I believe there are studies on animals to support this and if not then it will still be funny as hell so either way,win.

[megabyteme]

I believe there are studies on animals to support this and if not then it will still be funny as hell so either way,win.

We all know that if the tobacco industry could get animals to smoke, they would. However, animals aren't that dumb.

[Mr. Mulder]

Monkeys wish they could get high and watch battlestar galactica on dvd after work. That's why they will never defeat us.

[Vestibule]

I don't know... when I get high, it releases the monkey within.... 6 kids later...