What I did this weekend...

[mjmacky]

We'll not be satisfied until we get pinpoint accurate measurements of squeam's entire physique, I don't think.

Let's just cut to the chase here, Full body pic please, arms and legs in a position akin to Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man...

I couldn't think of a more subtle way to ask to see her flaccid penis.

[Barbarossa]

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[Squeamous]

We'll not be satisfied until we get pinpoint accurate measurements of squeam's entire physique, I don't think.

Let's just cut to the chase here, Full body pic please, arms and legs in a position akin to Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man...

I can tell you now I will not stand up to scrutiny. The following is a list of my physical imperfections from the floorboards up:

1) Right foot one size bigger than left.
2) Missing toenail on each foot on toe next to big toe.
3) Hands of an 80 year old woman.
4) Abnormally long monkey arms.
5) Right breast one size bigger than left. Nipples point in different directions.
6) Huge mekon-like forehead.

Thank feck for that.

You do seem to spend a lot of your time dressed up as something or another. And to think barbie scoffed at your dressing up box.
Btw, one of your arms seems to be longer than the other.

Almost every time I go out I'm in some form of fancy dress. On that occasion I was dressed like an extra from LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem video. It was my birthday .

I couldn't think of a more subtle way to ask to see her flaccid penis.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

[Barbarossa]

OMG I need to see the monkey arms!

[chalice]

Mekon. Fantastic.

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You were a treenager.

[mjmacky]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

No, you'll show me yours if Barbie shows you his. I am a cake eater.

[Squeamous]

OMG I need to see the monkey arms!

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Mekon. Fantastic.

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You were a treenager.

I don't know what a treenager is. The only reason I know I have a Mekon head is because my ex used to say so

No, you'll show me yours if Barbie shows you his. I am a cake eater.

If only the world worked like that outside your head

[Squeamous]

^ in that pic you also get to see my old lady hands. 2 for the price of 1.

[Barbarossa]

^ in that pic you also get to see my old lady hands. 2 for the price of 1.

...and your right boob is indeed bigger than your left



EDIT: Also, Holy crap you weren't wrong about the arms!

Still, you're a good sport, I'll begin stalking you now, if that's OK

[chalice]

The Mekon was the evil despot in charge of the Treen race, arch-nemesis to Dan Dare, Pilot Of The Future.

A race of rodent slayers, prone to disguise, the Treens are notable for their total lack of physiological symmetry and their pathological drive to invade Earth and lay waste to her dating sites with global efficiency.