I can tell you now I will not stand up to scrutiny. The following is a list of my physical imperfections from the floorboards up:
1) Right foot one size bigger than left.
2) Missing toenail on each foot on toe next to big toe.
3) Hands of an 80 year old woman.
4) Abnormally long monkey arms.
5) Right breast one size bigger than left. Nipples point in different directions.
6) Huge mekon-like forehead.
Almost every time I go out I'm in some form of fancy dress. On that occasion I was dressed like an extra from LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem video. It was my birthday .
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
OMG I need to see the monkey arms!
Mekon. Fantastic.
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You were a treenager.
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I don't know what a treenager is. The only reason I know I have a Mekon head is because my ex used to say so
If only the world worked like that outside your head
^ in that pic you also get to see my old lady hands. 2 for the price of 1.
The Mekon was the evil despot in charge of the Treen race, arch-nemesis to Dan Dare, Pilot Of The Future.
A race of rodent slayers, prone to disguise, the Treens are notable for their total lack of physiological symmetry and their pathological drive to invade Earth and lay waste to her dating sites with global efficiency.
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